December 2011
November 2011
7 tags
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Ben Gibbard & Zooey Deschanel Seperate →
requiredreeding:
No, God. NO.
October 2011
1 tag
gayanything:
imagine a person with a lisp trying to talk dirty
do u want me to put my cock in ur thweet ath or ur hot puthy
When you're on your period...
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why
“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…
I could walk through my...”
– Alfred Lord Tennyson (via letsgobananas)
2 tags
“Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy, they are the charming...”
– Marcel Proust (1871-1922)
6 tags
Watchwonderwhatyouredreaming:
amazinglisahowsweetthesound:
your-judgement-is-irrelevant:
this is what my sister does when she has the house to herself
she should at least know to delete afterwards ??
I;M IFUCKING CRUYING OHM Y GOD
this is what i do when i am home alone oh god
omg:’) this is what i do:’)
Lmao what the hell? She acts almost exactly like me when I’m home alone.
gpoy...
